Water coolers and wieners

Today I finally buckled under and ordered water delivery to the house. Honestly, I realized that Lacy and I have not been drinking enough water and we needed to stop drinking juice and lemonade. Our new cooler arrived this morning. While I was excited to finally have cold, yummy water in the house again, I didn't realize what a thrill it would be for Lacy.

As I set the cooler up and plugged it in Lacy said, "I dreamed about this all night and here it is!" and then proceeded to consume 15 glasses of water. As of 10pm tonight there is nearly 1/3 of the water jug gone! Yes she has been peeing quite a bit today.

In other news, we still have our Bullmastiff and he is growing larger by the day. Being a male puppy, he has certain male parts that have become evident to Lacy. One such item is his wiener. (Yup, that's what we call it 'round here.)

This evening we went to the hardware store to pick up a new trash can. Lacy... being, well, Lacy... decided it was her new puppy and spent a good half hour talking to it and teaching it tricks.

As Randy and I sat together absorbed in our own thoughts, Lacy put her arm around the trash can and said to us, "is it just me or is his wiener hanging out?"

Randy and I just about died, but refused to respond... basically we couldn't do anything or else we'd bust out laughing. After about 5 seconds of silence she followed up with, "...seriously guys, I think his wiener is TOTALLY hanging out."

Classic Lacy.