On a scale of 1 to 10, Randy is a "14.3". In determining his exact score, various considerations must be taken into account. A "1-3" would clearly be sub-standard. "4-6" is below average, while "7" and above would be perceived as sufficient. I think we can all agree that Randy certainly surpasses "sufficient". So with a base score of "10" we will have to work up from there.

*Cooking skills + 1
*Attention to detail +0 .5
*Lets me order the same appetizer, every time we go out, for the past six years. +0.7
*Married me +1
*Beats me at every board game we play -0.2
*Love for classic cars +0.6
*Owns a '66 Chevy +0.6
*The '66 doesn't run -0.2
*Can identify any military aircraft and explain it's purpose +.5
*Knows how to fix a car +1
*Always take the trash out +0.7
*Laughs at my jokes +0.3
*Laughs at my flaws -0.3
*Lets me listen to Britney Spears in the car +0.6
*He is mechanically inclined +0.4
*Fixed the computer when I broke it +0.3
Oh, and finally..... RANDY EARNED A 4.0 THIS SEMESTER! HE WORKED HARD AND MANAGED AN "A" IN EVERY CLASS!!! I am verrrry proud of him!
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