Money

Lacy: Um, Mom, can I have some of your money?

Me: Nope.

Lacy: Well, I really thought you were going to give me some. I really like money.

Me: That's too bad. However, if you want to EARN some money we can discuss chores... it will be like a JOB for you and we will pay you MONEY to buy things.

Lacy: Okay. But I'm going to need A LOT of money because I want to buy one of everything.

Only four years old and already attempting contract negotiations!? Sigh. We better start saving up for a good law school.