When you are about to deliver a baby, please try to avoid that one last snort of cocaine before you come to the hospital.
Please don't tell us that you "didn't know you were pregnant".
The fact that the baby comes out blue and has no desire to breathe is all your fault.
ADHD: Your fault.
We were all secretly hoping the doctor would give you an episiotomy with a plastic butter knife.
My night sucked. I'm going to bed.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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LAME!!!!!!!
the boogerbear agrees as well....
i dont see why there arent laws passed prohibiting those kinds of people from using their reproductive organs. you get knocked up, then you go to jail for 9months while said lawbreaker gestates. once the baby is born, the "mother" can either a) abanodon her child in the hands of reliable people or b) raise her kid in some sort of halfway house where both mother and child can be monitored. (i'de be happy to see my tax dollars go to or make donations towards this sort of institution.)
no? poop. well, how about this, when crackheads like that have a child and dont do anything to improve their health/condition/addiction/etc for their child's benefit, we just REMOVE their reproductive organs while their still in the hospital so we never have this problem again? sounds good to me...
hope you slept well!!!
When we were in NICU with James, I was amazed how the staff could treat those utter wastes of skin with civility. Oh, you kept taking meth, then you had the baby in the toilet? Great, I'm sure you'll be a fabulous parent. Removal of reproductive rights isn't enough.
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