My fanny pack arrived today. Fat people shouldn't even be allowed to purchase them. The appearance is similar to tying a rope around a beach ball. It's clearly an abomination of everything aesthetic. Maybe I'll just sew really big pockets into my scrubs and carry my stuff around that way. Hmmm... that might not prove to be the best look either. Maybe I should just go to the gym and fix the problem that way. Or maybe I could go to an Army surplus store and pick up some of those military pants... the pockets look perfect!
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